Cynthia forgets to describe the title event this week, due to a episode-length tangent about constipation. Is her constipation a direct result of spending a week working in New York? Is it due to anxiety about an impending "job" interview? What is Cynthia's constipation trying to communicate? Will its message ever be accurately fact-checked? And will Cynthia's bowels ever move again, or will they end up preserved in a glass jar at the Mutter Museum, alongside other fatal pathologies?